10- Dogs love it when your friends come over.
9- The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
8- Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
7- Anyone can get a good looking dog.
6- Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
5- Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
4- Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
3- Dogs don't keep wearing your favorite clothes on the nights you need them.
2- Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
1- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.